Monday 16 September 2013

Inventions (I'd Like to See)

Goldfish that  can learn tricks.
False teeth that speak another language.
A pen with a built-in spell check.
A floating bicycle for riding across rivers.
Self-peeling onions.
Shoes that shrink to your exact foot shape.
Deodorant that only sprays armpit size
Microwave pregnancies with frozen embryos.
Petrol pills.
Crabs that shed their shell as they cook.
Shoe-cleaning door mats
Kitchen knives that go blunt at the touch of human skin.
Silent drum kits.
Make-up in a spray can.
Cars that go sideways.
Toenails that never grow.
Voice-command door handles.
Unbreakable eggs.
Clothes that change colour.
Edible banana peel